She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i drank out of a bidet.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Naked Twister starts at high noon
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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