His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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