So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You did what with his pubic hair?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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