Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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