Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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