i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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