do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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