Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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