oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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