I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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