kristin has been a bad kristin
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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