i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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