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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Hahaha! either way, I'm going to stab you with it!
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
No means no but duct tape means mmmm, mmmm, mmmph!
Then why in the Fuck, did you bring a wizard's sleeve?
because you can hide anything in one of those!
And he said, "And you brought a 60 gallon garbage bag in place of a tube sock."
And you brought a sword to a joust.
Sounds like something a South Alabama bitch would say.
@cfreymarc "Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
Second best thing you've ever said. I can't remember the first but I know it exists.
rawful!
I have that shirt
Ouch.
OP is obviously male
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