just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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