Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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