So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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