I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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