I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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