What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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