Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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