I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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