so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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