if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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