Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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