Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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