I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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