I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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