dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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