Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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