Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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