North Korea, Best Korea!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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