ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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