Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
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I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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