U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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