Your tits are I can't wait for
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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