my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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