I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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