yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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