and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm really into asian looking animals
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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