Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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