She's JV to your varsity
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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