I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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