Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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