I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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