spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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