what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I need to stop coming to work sober
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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