You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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