my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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