its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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