before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
as a side note pls kill me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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